by Ben Loory
LOS ANGELES, CA-
The bad thing about being in the mental institution is that everyone there is crazy.
It really wouldn’t be so bad if not for that: it’s clean, it’s quiet, the food isn’t bad, and on top of that, there are plenty of doctors, so if you choke on something or have a stroke or a heart attack your chances of survival are increased.
But then, on the other hand, everyone’s crazy.
And when you’re crazy, that’s not what you need.