Bratz: The Musical
August 23rd, 2008by Erika Rae
BOULDER, CO-
“Urban Rhapsody” from BRATZ: The Musical
The scene: Cloe, Sasha and Jade have just snuck out of the house after an all evening bender of vodka mixed with V8 Splash, stolen from Jessica’s mom. Jessica, a precocious 5 year-old with the propensity toward long tantrums followed by consecutive days of bottomless joy, has been their caretaker ever since she got them for her birthday the previous year. She is currently sleeping soundly under her Hello Kitty bedspread in the corner of the room. The curtains flutter playfully in the open window next to her head…
[sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody - click here if you would like the tune in the background, you'll need to open it in another window so you can karaoke it...]
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