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		<title>Secret Lives of the World&#8217;s Greatest Composers: Mozart</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/patoth/2012/06/secret-lives-of-the-worlds-greatest-composers-mozart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2012 20:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul A. Toth</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Exposed: The secret lives the composers you think you know.]]></description>
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		<title>My Child Has Autism and it&#8217;s Awesome!</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/smaizes/2009/12/my-child-has-autism-and-its-awesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 04:47:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah Maizes</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES, CA-  As the mother of a child with autism&#8230;
I don&#8217;t have anything else to add to that, but I got your attention didn&#8217;t I?  Don&#8217;t feel like a sucker.  You&#8217;re not the only one.
It has come to my attention that whenever I say &#8220;As the mother of a child with autism&#8230;&#8221; people instantly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Meeting a Messiah</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/dswills/2009/11/meeting-a-messiah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David S. Wills</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[DAEGU, KOREA

His name was Daniel and I think he was a paedophile. Whether he was or he wasn’t, he certainly was a violent and delusional man, and his brief stint in my life was alarmingly full of coincidence and fear.


Our first encounter was on the subway in downtown Daegu. I was on my way home [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Silent Warrior</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/sham/2009/11/silent-warrior/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:35:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slade Ham</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[HOUSTON, TX -
It started at 3:00 am and it didn’t stop. It was relentless. It’s the second attack in as many weeks and my sanity may suffer for it. I am under siege from the most well trained, mosquito assassin on the planet.
I have forever been aware of the buzzing annoyance that describes most mosquitoes. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TNB 3.0 - Coming Soon!</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/tnbtv/2009/11/tnb-30-coming-soon-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TNB TV</dc:creator>
		
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TNB TV&#160;
Brad Listi, author and founder of The Nervous Breakdown, issues a brief video transmission to officially announce the imminent launch of TNB 3.0 on Sunday, November 15, 2009.  Like all TNB contributors, Mr. Listi is very excited about this new development, but it may not show as well as it should, because he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TNB 3.0 - Coming Soon!</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/tnbphotos/2009/11/tnb-30-coming-soon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TNB Photo of the Day</dc:creator>
		
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TNB 3.0 - Coming Soon!&#160;
The Nervous Breakdown is proud to announce the impending launch of a brand new and greatly expanded version of the site.  It&#8217;s all happening sometime this Sunday, November 15th.  Please stay tuned.  This should be interesting.
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		<title>The Athiest and the Believer</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/ktobin/2009/11/the-athiest-and-the-believer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Tobin</dc:creator>
		
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LA RIOJA, SPAIN
The atheist and the believer walked together on the path that followed the highway, looking for light.
Everything visible was dampened gray, as if some colossal waterlogged blanket was thrown on top of their sky and hung there, dripping. Incessant raindrops had been pricking their faces for over two hours, and the cutting wind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Change</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/ssmithson/2009/11/on-change/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon Smithson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA-
A friend of mine doesn&#8217;t meet new people easily. It&#8217;s possible he may be suffering from a touch of Asperger&#8217;s (if there is such a thing as a ‘touch&#8217; of Asperger&#8217;s). In familiar situations, he likes to dominate - by putdowns, by attack, by withholding attention. But as soon as a random, unknown [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Happened Yesterday</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/rschiffman/2009/11/this-happened-yesterday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:22:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rebecca Schiffman</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, NY-
Yesterday, early evening, I went to the Strand Bookstore on 12th Street and Broadway.  The store is just slightly overflowing with used and new books presented on tables and in aisles of shelves that almost reach the ceiling, reminding me of a school library.   &#8220;Eighteen Miles of Books&#8221; is their current motto.
Upon entering, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marketocracy</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/rday/2009/11/marketocracy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:03:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Day</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[PHOENIX, AZ-
I am, unfortunately, in no position to refuse $75 for one hour of my time, pretty much no matter what the the contents of that hour. They could have asked me to drink six bottles of catsup (ketchup?). They could have asked me to have tea with Glen Beck and soothe his uniquely bruised [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Add Intensity, Subtract Limpness</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/rcox/2009/11/add-intensity-subtract-limpness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Cox</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[SAN FRANCISCO, CA-
The other day I was walking down Market Street, enjoying a rare day of calm winds and clear, sunny skies, when a stranger approached me. His hair was brown and coarse, like horsehair, which he clearly hadn’t washed in weeks. Maybe months. He was short and swarthy and wore a thick, bushy moustache [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Dark Undone</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/drhaney/2009/11/the-dark-undone/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/drhaney/2009/11/the-dark-undone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>D.R. Haney</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES—
The thought came to me when I was fifteen and trying to sleep on New Year’s Eve. Nothing I recall had happened to incite it. I’d spent the night babysitting my younger siblings while my mother attended a party, and she returned home around one in the morning and everyone went to bed. (My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Siamese Twin</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/patoth/2009/11/my-siamese-twin/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/patoth/2009/11/my-siamese-twin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul A. Toth</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[SARASOTA, FL-
This has been what I call the Year of Ice. Colder than a shaved polar bear. Sayonara 2009. It&#8217;s been a year of pills, pills and more pills, until finally I seem to have reached some kind of treaty with bipolar disorder, which barely warrants discussion given that virtually everyone is now diagnosed as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unbreakable</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/akindelspire/2009/11/unbreakable/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/akindelspire/2009/11/unbreakable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:02:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Autumn Kindelspire</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
BROOKLYN, NY -
When I was four, a bottler rocket blew up in my face. When I was ten, I swan-dived into the street, knocking out a tooth and damaging the cartilage in my nose. Over the course of my life, I&#8217;ve fallen twenty-feet from a tree, had a rusty nail go through my sneaker and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I&#8217;m Allergic to Mint</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/twood/2009/11/why-im-allergic-to-mint/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/twood/2009/11/why-im-allergic-to-mint/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Wood</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[SAN FRANCISCO, CA-
I used to tell people the simple truth:  that I just don’t like mint.  The ensuing conversation was never simple.
“What?  Wait—you mean, like, mint, like the leaf?”
“Yes.”
“How can you not like mint?”
“I don’t know.  I just don’t like it in food.  It always tastes wrong.”
“Now, wait a minute here.  You’re saying that…”
Inevitably, they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Six Chambers</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/mbaldwin/2009/11/six-chambers/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/mbaldwin/2009/11/six-chambers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Baldwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Time To Find A New Subject I Think]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Yet Another Tale of Violence]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[SAN DIEGO, CA – 
On a late spring day in 2001 my sister’s drug-dealing ex-boyfriend crashed the pool party she was throwing at our house in the suburbs and shot two people on our front porch. He used a small, snub-nosed revolver from a distance of less than ten feet, firing off all six rounds. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girl, You&#8217;ll Be a Bond Woman Soon, or, Happy Birthday Rich Ferguson, TNB Style</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/threegirls/2009/11/happy-birthday-rich-ferguson-tnb-style/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/threegirls/2009/11/happy-birthday-rich-ferguson-tnb-style/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan DiLullo, Erika Rae, and Lenore Zion</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thenervousbreakdown.com/?p=23793</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[THE DARK RECESSES OF OUR MINDS-
Rich Ferguson, because it&#8217;s your birthday and because you just make being a Bond Girl so insanely cool, we&#8217;ve run a little contest in your honor: Who Makes the Best Bond Girl?
As you will see, several of the TNB guys have slipped into something a little more comfortable in your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Irene Zion, Live in Chicago</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/tnbtv/2009/11/irene-zion-live-in-chicago/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/tnbtv/2009/11/irene-zion-live-in-chicago/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TNB TV</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thenervousbreakdown.com/?p=23954</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
TNB TV&#160;
Irene Zion reads at The Nervous Breakdown&#8217;s Literary Experience in Chicago on 09.22.09 at The Whistler.  Video by Michael J. Weldon.
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		<title>&#8220;Self-Portrait, with Noise,&#8221; by Irene Zion</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/tnbphotos/2009/11/self-portrait-with-noise-by-irene-zion/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/tnbphotos/2009/11/self-portrait-with-noise-by-irene-zion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TNB Photo of the Day</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Self-Portrait, with Noise&#160;
Irene Zion looks into the mirror of her imagination and finds two large hands preparing to crush her head.  Irene recently performed at The Nervous Breakdown&#8217;s Literary Experience in Chicago (video below).
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		<title>Where&#8217;s Dom?</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/dcorrigan/2009/11/wheres-dom/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/dcorrigan/2009/11/wheres-dom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dawn Corrigan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Memory]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Alzheimer's]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Dementia]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Short Term Memory Loss--the Play!]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Waiting for Dom--or a Doctor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[GULF BREEZE, FL -
As I&#8217;ve written about here on TNB previously, in August my 89-year-old grandmother fell and broke her hip. She had surgery, during which her hip was pinned, and did a month of physical therapy. At the beginning of October she returned to the assisted living facility where she lives with her husband.
Yesterday [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Horrible New York Times Review</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/rdomingue/2009/11/my-horrible-new-york-times-review/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/rdomingue/2009/11/my-horrible-new-york-times-review/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ronlyn Domingue</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[The Mercy of Thin Air]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thenervousbreakdown.com/?p=23838</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[NEAR 91 DEGREES LONGITUDE-
Here’s the good news. My first novel was reviewed by the New York Times.
Here’s the bad news. It was a horrible review. 
I do not hyperbolize. It was really bad. So that you understand how terrible it is, I’ve included it entirely as the next full paragraph. Please feel free to gasp, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fraidy Cat</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/zpotts/2009/11/fraidy-cat/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/zpotts/2009/11/fraidy-cat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zara Potts</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND -
My very first teacher was Mrs. Brady. She was a tall and handsome woman with a severe haircut and coke-bottle glasses. She wore modest calf length skirts with comfortable cardigans and she taught numbers and letters in a furious cloud of chalk dust that was at odds with her restrained, no-nonsense attitude.

I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Before My Father Was a Voluntary Mute</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/jablau/2009/11/before-my-father-was-a-voluntary-mute/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/jablau/2009/11/before-my-father-was-a-voluntary-mute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jessica Anya Blau</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Adolescence]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
BALTIMORE, MD-
When I was growing up in California, my parents had a fairly loose policy of not driving me, my sister, or my brother around town. We biked to the dentist and doctor. To go anywhere else—school, the beach, the movies—we walked, rode the bus, roller skated, and hitch-hiked (the method of choice in high [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sky&#8217;s the Limit</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/rbloom/2009/11/skys-the-limit/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/rbloom/2009/11/skys-the-limit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Bloom</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thenervousbreakdown.com/?p=23772</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[PHILADELPHIA-
Show of hands, guys. How many times have you been sitting in your living room, beer in one hand, backup beer in the other, watching TV, when out of the corner of your eye you notice that old bookcase of yours and suddenly realize what’s been bugging you for months, maybe even years, but have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Halloween at the Hospital</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/izion/2009/11/halloween-at-the-hospital/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/izion/2009/11/halloween-at-the-hospital/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Irene Zion</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
MIAMI BEACH, FL-
 
My friend, Melissa, and I dressed up to look silly when we went to the hospital on Halloween. We do it every year because the kids get a kick out of it and we really are up for anything to spice up the day. 
(One time I really blew it dressing up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Access Small Areas</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/ssparshott/2009/11/access-small-areas/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/ssparshott/2009/11/access-small-areas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Sparshott</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Accidents]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[maybe Slipknot have a point]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[LONDON, ENGLAND-
Being disabled and not being a billionaire evil genius is a shite state of affairs.
After a six year trial period, I’ve decided it’s not for me. The problem is context&#8212;context being, supposedly, everything. You see, I didn’t spec my environment; I don’t have a hollowed-out island full of boiler-suited minions, with smooth floors and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In The Cold Movember Rain</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/jdirwin/2009/11/in-the-cold-movember-rain/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/jdirwin/2009/11/in-the-cold-movember-rain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James D. Irwin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Adolescence]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[WINCHESTER, ENGLAND-
I feel I should write something about the city I now call home.
I&#8217;ve tried, but there isn&#8217;t really anything page-worthy.
I will say however, that this time I&#8217;ve been dealt a better hand.
A Royal Flush.
Instead I&#8217;m going to post on something closer to my heart.
Or, to be more accurate, closer to my face.

Ever since I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s The Strangest Thing</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/ssmithson/2009/11/its-the-strangest-thing/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/ssmithson/2009/11/its-the-strangest-thing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:16:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon Smithson</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dreams]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[coincidence]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[losing your mind]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ryan Day Will Suck Your Brain Dry From The Inside]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA-
I&#8217;m of two minds about posting this. Mainly because I&#8217;m worried that when my hat-wearing, bullet-riddled corpse is found on the wrong side of the border with a simultaneous death-grip on both an empty bottle of Jose Cuervo and a silver .45, the eventual court proceedings will employ this post and previous ones from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pain is a Country</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/gfrangello/2009/10/pain-is-a-country/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/gfrangello/2009/10/pain-is-a-country/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gina Frangello</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
CHICAGO, IL-
When you enter the country of Pain, they confiscate your passport. You leave behind the things and people that used to feel important and familiar, in which you used to believe. Everyone in the new country is a stranger, though it scarcely matters because pain is really a nation of islands, and everyone who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Piss Museum</title>
		<link>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/mdilullo/2009/10/the-piss-museum/</link>
		<comments>http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/mdilullo/2009/10/the-piss-museum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan DiLullo</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[bacon]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Conceptual Art]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[punk rock]]></category>

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