Historians assuredly will view this epoch and, among other things, conclude we fussed and churned way too much over pubic hair.
We elected a president, not Santa Claus. We’re not going to get everything we want in the first three fourths of the first year of the first term.
While I know otherwise, I prefer to think ships float by magic: the water displacement theory strikes me as kind of sketchy.
Ladies, we’re nearly 52% of the population. Perhaps more of us could act accordingly?
Also, might a tiny but attention-grabbing portion of us stop writing to and marrying serial killers?
And fellas, might a tiny but attention-grabbing portion of you stop serial killing?
Is anything more resplendent than a lilac tree in spring?
Nutella, while medicinal, is extremely potent and should be handled as such: the combination of spoon and jar seems to hurl one into a time lapse and next thing you know, your evening is shot to hell and your shirt looks like an eight year-old’s.