by Steve Dupont
BIRMINGHAM, AL -
And hello GRUEL WORLD!!!
That’s right, call me a sell out, but I’ve once again succumbed to the siren song of corporate monies. First it was the Jumex Corporation, along with the Obtuse Angle Corporation, and now ladies and gentlemen, I’m pleased to announce my unquestioning servitude to:
Have you tried this stuff yet? Talk about stick-to-your-ribs goodness for the whole family!
The old Old World Corn Gruel is really good, don’t get me wrong, but the new and improved Old World Corn Gruel is, well, out of this world! See, the R and D geniuses at the Old World Corn Gruel Corporation were obviously in a pickle — because how do you improve upon perfection, right — but then, after what I hear was over three months of round-the-clock tinkering, they did it!