LOS ANGELES, CA-
Last night, my wife and I were watching a show about Bigfoot on the History Channel. They played the old, grainy stock footage. The classic Bigfoot tape. Super-8 at a distance. Bigfoot in the wilderness, walking into the trees.
“That tape is horseshit,” I said. “That’s a guy in a Bigfoot suit.”
“I know,” said my wife.
“It’s obvious,” I said.
“I think it would be fun to wear the suit,” said my wife. “I’d love to put it on and go walk around in the woods.”
“You’d get shot,” I said.
“I probably would,” she said.
“You’d bump into some hunters and that would be the end of you,” I said.
“Yeah,” she said. (more…)